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Saralayar

08-25 02:32 PM

I was employed by company A between 2002 who has filed I-140 and I-485 in 2007.

After company ceased to exist, USCIS granted an H1 extension based on an approved ALC filing and I moved to company B. According to the owner of company A, it has no plans to file for bankruptcy.

Company B filed for the H1B extension and I received one that expires Oct 2012. However, company B is now unwilling to continue my employment. My employment will cease Nov 2010.

Besides looking for another job, anyone has any inputs?

Provide all your details in your profile (Prioroty date, I140 filing date, country etc., ). Then based on that, you can get relevant info from members.

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chinna2003

07-19 01:28 PM

I am a physician with subspeciality board certification. I have been in AOS/EAD since July 2008 as a dependent on my wifes EB3 Employment based petition.
Due to current retrogression, I want to explore the EB1 route. The question I have is can I apply for a new EB1/AOS in view of my current status of being in AOS/EAD already.
What impact will it have on my wife if I choose to add her as dependent.

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12-05 08:47 PM

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May 5th, 2005, 10:56 PM

Looks like a mother with her head bent down to be close to her child.

Technically good, too. :)

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09-18 11:15 AM

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06-09 01:35 PM

You DO know working for cash is illegal, don't you?

No, you can not work on 1099 for any other company.

Yes, the only option is work on cash.

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11-01 09:40 AM

A chart from Reason Magazine that says it all:

More... (http://blogs.ilw.com/gregsiskind/2010/10/immigration-humor-what-part-of-legal-immigration-dont-you-understand.html)

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lonedesi

12-11 01:22 PM

I would like know if any of the IV members whose I-140 applications were transfered to VSC for receipting has been approved. If those IV members have received any kind of communication from VSC regarding processing of I-140 please post the details for benefit of other members. My case should have been processed at TSC, but was sent to VSC for receipting and has been stuck there for quite some time. It appears that VSC has stopped processing I-140's as of April 2006 and have not processed any applications since then. I would sincerely appreciate if members with I-140 at VSC to please post any updates they may have received. Any idea when I-140 PP will be reinstated?

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07-20 12:32 PM

These forms are helpful.
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sunny1000

07-08 03:42 PM

Hi,

I'm trying to schedule my visa stamping date in aug /sept time frame in India. In delhi consulate when I click on Indian resident I see the available dates but when I click on Indian citizen residing in US, I see no availability. I'm not sure which option should I choose. I'm a student working on OPT in US. My OPT will expire on Aug 4th and so I will come to India. I'm not sure which of the two options I have to choose while scheduling an interview :

Resident of India/Bhutan
OR
Indian Citizen residing in United States.


I would really appreciate any help in this matter.

Thanks,
Ashish

You should choose "Indian Citizen residing in United States". Can you please stop creating multiple threads? You have atleast 3 threads open right now for the same question.

Moderators: please close the other threads with the same question. Thanks.

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pappu

09-10 11:27 AM

If anyone is planning to drive from CT for the rally or is not driving because they are unsure, or not motivated enough... then here is your chance.

We can join together and go to DC and come back together. I am planning to go on Monday 17th morning. Ill be coming from New Haven/Hamden area in CT.

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Dhundhun

06-11 12:55 PM

... But the consulting firm advised against it as according to them if she re-enters in H4 (even before Oct 1) while her H1 approval is pending, her H1 application will be cancelled and she has to restart the process all over again. Something to do with the last status on re-entry.


I think this issue used to be there. Why do you think otherwise? COS is not computerized to happen on Oct 1. It is manual process, while approving H1B, it is done. When someone enters after that on H4, then that COS is overwritten.

What lawyer is telling in this regard?

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cchaitu

10-08 11:07 AM

Hi GURU's,

I received my original I 485 receipt on which my receipt date is - July 10 2007 and Notice Date is - Sep 12 2007 from CSC(even though I applied to NSC)

After one week I have received Transfer Notice from CSC on which receipt date is - Sep 12 2007 and Notice Date is- Sep 17 2007 saying that my case is transferred to NSC

Now I am confused,

Which one should I consider as actual I 485 receipt date
July 10th (Original Receipt Receive Date) or Sep 12th (Transfer Notice Receive Date)

Please somebody help me, As I planning to use AC21 on Jan 10 2008, Thanks in Advance...

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GotGC??

01-03 03:24 PM

Fine point:

You answer should be "Yes".
Your wife's answer should be "No".


Guys,

I have my I-140 approved. My wife is filling I-539 form for extension of stay. I just want to make sure from you guys, in the form where it says 'Are you an applicant of an immigrant visa' she has to say 'No'. As I am guessing until I-485 is filed, our answer to this question is always 'No'.

Thanks

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JazzByTheBay

09-11 10:20 PM

To all IV members and the core team:

Thanks a bunch for mobilizing members to get their voices heard - first at the historic San Jose rally of high-skilled legal immigrants, and now with this monumental effort in DC on September 18th.

Thanks to all your efforts (myself included), we were able to file for Adjustment of Status (AOS), EAD and AP in July, and had the extension till August 17th to file it for those of us who couldn't do it sooner.

Thanks also to the lawmaker(s), and others who voiced their opinions and drew attention to the plight of highly educated, skilled, tax-paying, brilliant, and entrepreneurial folks, waiting for their GCs for as long as a decade.

We finally received our EADs yesterday, and our APs have been approved (awaiting notices).

The road from here to finally becoming permanent residents and perhaps eventually citizens of this great country (for those of us who wish to) is a long, winding one, full of tricky situations, significant risks, and the inevitable delays by the agencies concerned.

We all need to collectively make our voices heard, tell the lawmakers, the media, and the world about our lives that we continue living in limbo, and will be forced to do so for a long long time if we don't act.

I WILL ENTHUSIASTICALLY JOIN THE DC RALLY NEXT WEEK.

http://morejazzbythebay.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/sanjoserallybnr4-2.jpg

SAN JOSE WAS THE BEGINNING, DC WILL BE A HUGE MILESTONE!
(San Jose rally pictures and videos, and Aman's messages from Milpitas, CA meeting can be found at http://morejazzbythebay.wordpress.com)

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/20/99/22609920.jpg

I urge all affected and still on the sidelines to participate in every way that they can to make this organization and its efforts successful.

cheers, and see ya'll in DC!
jazz
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gsk0422

06-28 05:33 PM

My friend is filing for student visa(for masters) as her H1B is about to expire in september(already has 6 years on it). She has worked on different projects and even had part-time jobs but she couldnt find a company that can sponsor her H1b. She was also jobless for an year(last)...long story.....anyways.. She lives with her family but her parents cannot help her much cuz their green card application is still in process but she is above 35 yrs old. Now she cannot think of how to answer these questions on F1-Visa.

-Describe the events that led to your decision to study in the U.S.

�Describe your intention concerning departure from the U.S.

�Show evidence that establishes that you have a residence abroad to which you intend to return

She is from Pakistan and althu she has relatives there and plus her parents own a house(proof of her resident in PK that she can return to) too but you know how the situation is there and she wants to live with her parents. So how should she answer the above questions?

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JazzByTheBay

09-03 09:26 AM

Take a look at the Instructions PDF - it answers all your questions, including those about filing fees, documents, and where to file:
http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.5af9bb95919f35e66f614176543f6d1a/?vgnextoid=b11747a55773d010VgnVCM10000048f3d6a1RCR D

jazz



Can someone post the answers for the below questions:

- List of documents to be sent for AP Paper based Renewal
- I live in VA, to which service center should i send the documents?
- My AP expires on 01/07/2009. How early can i apply for the renewal?
- Should i answer the QUESTION 4 from I-131 document?
Have you ever before been issued a reentry permit or refugee travel?

Thanks in advacne.

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vivek_k

02-12 10:34 PM

My case was filed in EB-3 category (August 2003). I completed a doctorate in 2007. I am thinking of filing in EB-1 and EB-2. Can anyone help me with links for preparing these applications and some dos and donts? Also is there any way to recapture my earlier PD (Aug 2003) for the current filing? Thanks for your help.

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aperregatturv

09-05 11:38 AM

Before i begin let me say its my mistake :(

My EAD expires Oct 08 and my lawyer sent me the forms to file in and send it back to him to be filed in Aug 08. But it was delayed by me till last week and was filed yesterday. what are my chances of getting EAD and continue working. In June 08 i went to India and came back using AP so i am not in H1 (i assume).

what should i do if i dont get EAD approved before oct 08?

Thanks:confused:

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salshaik

03-31 06:00 PM

We had the same situation with my wife's H1-B. We spoke to the lawyer and he had forwarded us an e-mail reply from USCIS, stating that USCIS had decided to issue the validity of 797 from the date of adjudication or approved date rather than from the previous expired h1B date and this is not happening across all the cases. I also have applied at the same time as my wife's h1 and My h1b dates are matching.

Thanks,
Sal

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danctbi

08-18 01:54 PM

Thanks Raj for the immediate reply.

But just in case if I want to have all my I - 94s where can I get them. Just in case if I have missed them.

Thanks

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