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  • gcpool
    11-25 06:15 PM
    I can understand if someone is calling too many times. Looks like the USCIS computers are also feeling fed up. :p

    Check the message I got when I was trying to see the details of my case online

    "It was reported to us that your IP address or internet gateway has been locked out for a select period of time. This is due to an unusually high rate of use. In order to avoid this issue, please create a Customer account (single applicant) or a Representative account (representing many individuals)."

    I am logging in after many days and I was checking it for the first time today




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  • reddy_h
    05-26 10:07 AM
    I've found this site to be very helpful so far and would like to ask for some opinions on my case.

    My I-485 (EB2) was submitted in 2007 and the PD is approaching, only 5 days away based on June's VB. My girlfriend is currently with F-1 visa and we are planning on getting married asap so that she can submit her 485 before my case is approved.

    Here's the complete list that I can think of based on the research that I've done.

    Documents that my future wife's need prepare

    I-485 form
    birth certificate
    marriage certificate
    medical exam
    passport pages (I-94 card ect)
    I-20 form
    Two photos


    Documents that I need prepare

    My I-485 receipt
    ????

    Wish you everyone good luck.

    Many thanks,
    Joey

    It is very important to get married before your GC is approved. Even if you are 1 day late, you cannot file I-485 or follow to join. So its better to get married before June 1st to remove any such risk. Good luck!




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  • vnsriv
    03-25 02:18 PM
    Please search the forum. There are a number of similar threads. Keep searching USCIS site for a further update. Relax , pray and dream
    https://egov.uscis.gov/cris/caseStatusSearchDisplay.do;jsessionid=bacIwZicgcUB c-Vja4Apr




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  • gdhiren
    09-08 06:31 AM
    It's going to be bright and sunny Today.



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  • dtekkedil
    09-19 04:52 PM
    We need people from the various congressional districts from MA, NH, VT, ME and RI to get in touch with us. This is in order to talk to the congressmen \ congresswomen and make them aware of our issues. We need to make them understand.




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  • bushman06
    10-08 02:59 PM
    This article was posted on: April 26, 2001. Its ancient news. But would be interesting to see how much or how little things have changed since then.



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  • bestin
    12-11 10:36 PM
    Hello All,

    My wife's AP was sent out on NOV13th according to online status and we didnt receive it till now and I called the USCIS today and the rep we didnt receive it back as undelivereable & once its once out of our office its not their concern & told re-applying is the only option.

    Issue?: My wife went to INDIA and she is on L1 and I was wondering when I re-apply her AP here, can she enter while her AP is pending approval ?
    her L1 is valid till June 2010.

    What are our options, please advise.

    If she has a valid L1 stamping in passport and she is still working for the employer she can enter without problems.




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  • mombemoo
    June 19th, 2005, 06:07 PM
    thanks!! it's always good to hear that i'm improving from someone as good as yourself. it was funny, as i was going back the dirt road, the party kids from the night before were on there way out, they don't know what they missed this morning.



    That's why you get up at 4:30! My friends make fun of me for that... The successive ridgelines in the fog make for a real feeling of depth. I've tried that technique a few times, but never pulled it off this well. I also like the aspect ratio you chose, it contributes to the 3-D, receeding-to-a-point, effect. The color here is likewise very nice. The only thing I would say could be better is that the sun is distorted by the cloudline. It would be better if totally obscured, or better resolved. In any case, you can't control the clouds. Super shot.



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  • danu
    11-12 03:38 PM
    Thanks GCwaitforever.

    Let me send my petiton case to Ombudsman..

    Has anyone have got any exp with submitting case to Ombudsman and got any resolution..




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  • ufo2002
    09-11 04:37 PM
    Today's 9/11.... all the federal gov workers observing one day of silence.
    Wait for 15th, this week Friday.



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  • MetteBB
    05-20 12:05 PM
    well if u hadnt said anything I for one wouldnt have seen it :cantlook:



    /mette




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  • plassey
    08-15 08:28 PM
    Don't do this . The information you want is here
    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=11821
    Or you are stupid enough not to understand that



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  • WeShallOvercome
    11-20 06:18 PM
    Can you tell me how to check if my PD is current?? Thanks

    Date1 = The date your LC was filed (Or I-140 if you are LC exempt case)
    Date2 = The date on Monthly Visa Bulletin for your Country of birth, and
    category

    If Date1 is older than Date2, you are current, otherwise not




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  • hpandey
    12-28 10:30 AM
    Hi,
    My wife has FP appointment scheduled for 12/29/07, She is in india now. I have returned from india today only(12/28) and saw the FP appointment. Can i reschedule FP one day before the appointment date? If i send the reschedule request today will USCIS accept it? since there is only one day left. Please advice me.

    Thanks,
    Sunil.

    Hi Sunil

    On 11/27 last month you said that you had received your FP appointment notice and you want to reschedule it . Did you not do it at that time ? Is this the second time you want to reschedule.

    The procedure is the same as explained in your first post and yes you can reschedule it one day before it is due ( but I would strongly advise against it if this is the second time you want to reschedule ).

    But I guess since your wife is in India you have no choice. Consult your lawyer also in this case so as to keep him in the loop and get his advise also.



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  • pmat
    02-18 10:18 PM
    There is no way that she can start working from April. If her H1B is approved, the earliest she can start working will be Oct 1, 2007. Also, make sure that her H1B is filed ASAP because the 20,000 MS quota has also been seen to evaporate pretty quickly (~1-2 months).

    In other words, she will have to convince her employer to allow her to start from October.




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  • Iammontoya
    04-12 07:36 PM
    there's a tutorial in the swift3d tutorial section that teaches you how to do this.



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  • Jaime
    08-20 03:56 PM
    Thanks. Send a note to KanMe about this

    Thanks pappu, I just messaged him




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  • allen_1974
    01-21 11:20 AM
    Hi,

    I have spent over 3 years in US. Can I file for H1B extension based on 6 years window for H1B visa. My situation is I am in India and the company is filing this fro me in US.
    What are the chances of getting this extension approved?

    1. I have maintained a legal status for 3 years during my stay in US.
    2. 221g was the problem I couldnt get back to States.
    3. 221g got cleared but my I 797 got expired and old company withdrew H1B extension.
    4. Now one company is helping me with H1B extension based on my case as detailed above.

    Pls advice about the possibility of getting this H1B extension. I am kind of waiting on this for long.

    Regards




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  • doshhar
    10-07 03:28 PM
    Please update your case if you have applied on July 2nd at NSC and your case got transferred to TSC later..

    I am in the same situation and last week I got my receipt numbers from TSC. No updates has been seen on my receipt numbers..




    nashorn
    12-18 05:53 PM
    Gurus, please help. Can anybody throw some light on why my LUD has changed on I-485. Could it be because of name clearance.
    Name check cleared would not result in a lud. But if you get more luds in the next couple of days, which probebly means they are processing your case, you can say your name check is cleared, because they only start process your case after name check is cleared.

    Is you PD current? If not, your case cann't be approved no matter how many luds.




    a_yaja
    11-08 02:37 PM
    Hi there.
    I plan to go on vacation in Dec to Peru.
    I also need to get my h1 stamped.
    Has anyone stamped from Peru or some South American country?

    Can you let me know if any issues.
    The embassy has a number that gives access to a service where I can schedule an appointment .. but does not allow me to speak to anyone.

    My understanding is that you can apply for H1B stamping only in Canada, Mexico, your country of residence or your home country. If your home country is not Peru or your country of residence is not Peru, you cannot apply for H1B stamping in Peru. I tried to do something similar and wanted to get my H1B stamped in Germany - but my lawyer told me that I could not do that.



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